Waddup? I'm Mike. I'm 22 years old. I was born in raised in southwestern Pennsylvania. I'm a graduate of Slippery Rock University with a degree in Criminology.

I'm a Juggalo, but listen to nearly any kind of music.

I live the Straight Edge lifestyle: no smoking, no drinking, no drugs. I got nothing against people who do that stuff. It just ain't for me.

Let's see... I'm a fan of WWE, NHL (primarily the Pittsburgh Penguins), sharks, dinosaurs, bacon, video games, Power Rangers, funny stuff and memes...

If you're a Juggalo/Lette, follow me; I nearly always follow back!

Sexy BBW's are more than welcome as well!

If you don't like what I post, then don't follow me. This is my blog; I'll post whatever the fuck I want. Look back in my archive so you know what I post before you follow. Notice, some of it could be considered NSFW, and if you aren't 18 or older, it may be best if you don't follow. That said, I will most likely NOT follow you if you are under 18.

Also, I kindly ask that if you are a thinsperation blog, that you do NOT follow me/reblog my posts. I say this because my posts get taken out of context and demeans them.